Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.

Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.

by K Dough75 June 22, 2021

Goose

Peace was never an option.

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*

by Bestay May 12, 2021

Goose

My puppy called goose

Me: GOOSE GOOSE
Goose: *taking a shit round the corner*

by Fezzyqt June 13, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

Goose

A animal that lives to be a bastard.

Guy: *Calmly walking*
Goose: *Rampages after guy*

by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

Goose

To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked

Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.

by Love is Hasstyle January 17, 2021

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022