Glasses

An extra pair of eyes for the visually impaired.

"Hey, that kid has glasses on"
"Yeah, call him four eyes"
"Isn't that mean?"
"Nope, he's a freak."

by CanBeChucky October 3, 2023

Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.

Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.

by Darksal July 10, 2024

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

Glasses guy

The definition of someone who is very nerdy.

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are products which are typically expensive but they have been cheapened, generally by lowering the quality of materials and labor.

"Sears used to sell some really fine power tools, but now the just sell Sawblades made of glass"
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.

by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024

the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass

Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night

by rbsquared February 21, 2014

Glasses muncher

A school kid who eats glasses for a living

Why is Jessie a glasses muncher

by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021