The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

Donut

Someone who has a circular face that is oily and also has wasteyute tendencies.

You’re such a donut. You look like a donut.

by Giraffe1127 November 28, 2018

Yellow Donut

A Bagel

Child: i want a yellow donut
Mum: Thats a bagel

by Ginganinj December 22, 2018

donut

1. the term to describe the left over powder that is found on the outer nostril after snorting a line.
2. Spare tire that is smaller than a regular tire, only for temporary use

3. Delicious american pastry with bread and covered in icing/glaze.

1. Yo, before I leave for the party, tell me if I have a donut. (points to nose)
2. Gotta put this donut on my car so that I can make it to a shop and replace this blown tire.
3. For breakfast I ate 3 chocolate donuts from Dunkin.

by NikkiDfromAZ March 4, 2015

tossed donut

Eating a glazed munchkin from Dunkin Donuts out of a girls asshole.

Yo that bitch I fucked last night loves ass play so much she let me give her a tossed donut.

by FireDancer April 8, 2016

Donut

Being a donut means being dumb. Like you have a hole in your brain like a DONUT.

Damn bro you're such a donut.

Look at Sander he is such a donut.

by Podst December 5, 2022

Boston Cream Donut

The act of getting double penetrated in the nostrils, and having your nasal cavity filled with semen.

Hey Brayden, did you get a Boston cream donut cause I noticed your nose was dripping cream

by Leapstone November 11, 2024