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skidoo drunk

To be too drunk to walk but driving a skidoo.

To be completely wasted but convinced that you can still perform some common task.
He stumbled into the party skidoo drunk and tried to change the disks in the karaoke machine.

When I hear of another death on the trails I often wonder if the skidoo driver was merely drunk, or was skidoo drunk.
by wrenchmonkey67 February 6, 2010
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Drunk mexican

A Mexican that is drunk
by The hoodless rider February 28, 2016
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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drunk dial

an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.
After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!
by sara long February 18, 2004
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cum drunk

When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.
"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
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Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.
I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.
by Jeremichi July 3, 2010
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Kav Drunk

When a man has a tendency to get belligerently drunk and sexually assault women.
Todd: Bro, why is Samantha so mad at Chad rn??
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.
by Alnold Palmer September 27, 2018
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