The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes

Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system

by TangyOnions May 4, 2022

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Drunk n donut

Getting drunk and have anal sex

Hey, wanna go drunk n donut?
Do I bring the booze or the donut?

by LightSpeedJunky January 5, 2024

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dusts his donuts

When a dog brushes his feet on the grass or dirt after he defecates.

Bowzer always dusts his donuts after he poos.

by fyrwomn September 20, 2016

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Donut

Slang term for Blowjob in Buies Creek NC

Guy 1: ill be back later guys
Guy 2: go get them donuts!
Guy 1: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh dawg

by DallasTexas September 14, 2011

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A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 2, 2019

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