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Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!
by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021
mugGet the Hood Ding Dong Ditchmug.

Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.
Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
by Linjin November 9, 2022
mugGet the Dongmug.

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris
thats such a dong clapper moment
by dem bols February 14, 2024
mugGet the dong clappermug.

Dong

Oh your dong huge
by Poeoooeiee August 22, 2020
mugGet the Dongmug.

Dong

Bro 1: hey nice dong you got there!
Bro 2:thanks bro just got it
by Xerts March 5, 2022
mugGet the Dongmug.

evil dong

by W Rich January 10, 2021
mugGet the evil dongmug.

rattle-dong

when ur penis is too small for a vagina and it rattles inside of it.
"john has a rattle-dong, its so not pleasuring"
by nikesb930 August 21, 2009
mugGet the rattle-dongmug.

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