Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Deadliest Catch

the act of going to the supermarket buying crab meat and old bay , and a sailor hat. Then go home to your old lady open her legs spread the crab meat and spread the old bay on her bush. fish for the crab meat with your face and you'll have the dealiest catch of the day. The hat will let them know whose captin of the poop deck.

get crab meat spead it on her roast beef with old bay on her bush wear a sailor hat and cast out. it will be the deadliest catch of the evening.

by skip muldoon August 8, 2008

catch the vapors

A quaint euphemism for flatulence

I say, I certainly do love this broccoli salad but I fear I shall catch the vapors.

by DonnyO December 15, 2013

Catching the dusky fish

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

by gruntyphish October 4, 2009

Catchpole

Synonym of moron

Person 1: I need to go for a hair cut

Person 2: Do it yourself

Person 1: I'm not a catchpole

by TOBINIP1STARSINTHEENDS December 18, 2011

Catch 44

The opposite of a catch 22.

A win-win situation.

Example 1:

Friend 1: "I went to McDonalds and the girl working gave me a free apple pie, then on the way out I found $10".
Friend 2: " OMG that's such a Catch 44!"

Example 2:

Girl: "I decided I wanted to learn how to play the electric guitar. Turns out my sister's BF and and my new BF are both sick guitar players".
Sister: "Holy shit that's such a Catch 44".

by GregoryGetsTheGirls September 28, 2017

Baseball catch

To grab a cigarette with a friend, used mainly when a person who you want to keep you habit a secret.

For heaven's sake, don't forget your mit! or just say you're using your friends mit...

Yo Jon! Wanna have a baseball catch? Ma, I'll be back in a little while.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003