the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

Garbodor’s Law

In a similar vain to Bidoof’s Law, “Garbodor’s Law” claims that any degenerative or generally controversial opinion as deemed so by the community of any certain platform is immediately void and therefore worthless of any meaningful debate or response if the said user is subscribed/following any other user that is looked down upon in that same community.

Controversial Commenter: ”Listen, that guy who was shot 24 times by officers and then mauled and mutilated by police dogs was probably just resisting arrest. Protected and Served once again!”

Other Commenter: “Oh, oh you’re really following InfoChecker and Zaoist? Garbodor’s Law, Blocked.”

by cumshitter-iF April 25, 2020

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

ratio laws

thing you cannot do while twitter ratio (or any type of ratio) someome

ratio laws

1. u cannot like your own ratio
2. u cannot like your own ratio

3. hi tea x

by ahshehheha February 19, 2022

Flow's Law

Given enough time, every late night IRC channel will eventually talk about Philosphy, get "Deep", and talk about genitals. While this will occur in no specific order, these conversation pieces will inevitably emerge given sufficient conversation time.

"Why do we always end up talking about genitals?"
"Flow's Law."

by Flow.multi July 25, 2015

Aunother-in-Law

Aunother-in-Law: When first cousins married each other. Their mothers become Mother-in-law.

Stranger #1: Did you heard that Wesley guy married his first cousin Westlyn?
Stranger #2: Yeah that means both their mothers are now consider, Aunother-in-Law.

by Sakurakage June 26, 2023

Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011