Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay November 3, 2008

Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

by Ryan Patrick Cahill December 23, 2008

Bum Charmer

someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex

E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !

MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!

MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!

MAN 1. never going this pub again !

MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!

by T.F.S.R. April 1, 2009

STEW BUM

Shitting hot diareeah into ones pants

A person with an uncontrolled wet bowl movement,and may enjoye it is a stew bum

by bladsd May 20, 2014

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

jobby bum

when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

by chickenflump October 19, 2013

saggy bum

A boy with a cute, non existant or flat bum. Usually an athletic and attractive teenage boy.

"omg , look at luke's ass!"

"yeah, i know, what a saggy bum"

by Asses are us. November 30, 2009