Broken Squirt Gun

Its when you put Duct Tape around your cock and piss hole and then Violently Masturbate so that when you climax your Cum has nowhere to go, like a Broken Squirt Gun,(Squirt Guns would always jam up with water)

Dude, I'm so bored you wanna go outside and play with Broken Squirt Guns.

by Flying Purple People July 19, 2009

broken heart

When the one who is your whole world suddenly destroys any ounce of self esteem you have left by breaking it off with you to be wit some stanky bitch you hate. He never gives you the real reason of why he left, he makes up every excuse in the book of why it's your fault. Then when you try to be civilwith him he completely ignores you. You're so in love that you have your best friend talk to him because all you want to know is WHY. Then your friend asks why he wouldn't at least be your friend and he makes up the shitty excuse of " because the breakup didn't go well" no shit. I am completely and utterlyin love with yiou and everything was fine until suddenly you woke up and decided to shatter my heart into a million pieces. Then when it's been 2 years and you've been depressed and let yourself go, gaining at least 50 pounds, you haven't even tried getting with other guys because he is the only one you want, and the worst part is, he probably doesn't even know that you still think about him everyday and you still hurt in your heart every second because of him. you see he is happy, he has a new girl,You envyher and you loathehis happiness. You just want him to feel how you feel,worthless of anyone and anything. You try to explain to your friends what your going through and they just don't get it. They tell you everything will be okay eventually. It won't be okay it will never be okay. And you will NEVER get over him.

Person: whatever happened to Miranda?She was such a beautiful, outgoing, happy person!

Best friend: She was perfectly fine until that asshatKyler gave her a damn broken heart.

by Shockey27 June 4, 2013

Broey

A person that is the opposite of bro. He is the target of mass teasing or bullying, especially when a Broey decides that he will finally go out. Broey refuses to drink Keystone Light with the other bros, and never gets laid.

Broey is a piece of shit.

We are going to firebomb Broey's room tonight because he is such a pussy.

by TheBroCommander August 31, 2010

brokeded

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.

Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"

by The Swedish October 1, 2005

brokencyde

The worlds best band ever. A Mix of Crunk and screamo.
Band members:

Se7en
Mikl

Phat J
Antz

an American crunkcore musical group from Albuquerque, New Mexico, founded in 2006.

Guy: Dude, have you heard the band BrokenCyde?

Guy 2: No. Who are they?

Guy: The Greatest band on the earth. check em' out.

Guy 2: *listens to them* Dayum, They are awesome!

by freaxxx:3 January 6, 2010

Brokeback Mountain Ranger

A gay person as shown in the Movie Brokeback Mountain. This reference sets aside to define a Gay Person as a Ranger. ie: Butt Ranger

Randy: Dude, why are you wearing a Pink shirt? You are definately a Brokeback Mountain Ranger.

by TallDave January 19, 2007

brokeback breath

1. refers to something exceptionally gay.

2. the result of two gay guys giving each other a blowjob.

both in reference to brokeback mountain, a popular movie about two cowboys that end up being homosexuals.

1. ben: "dude, i've been busting out that new justin timberlake cd. i really like it."

jim: "you got that brokeback breath going on, huh?"

2. "OMG, I totally got brokeback breath now!" *wipes jizz from lips*

by J.Ro. September 19, 2007