Bitch

A person (usually female, although possibly a very weak male) who whines, complains, and grovels their way through life and manages to fuck up the lives of everyone else at every possible moment

1. My mother is a giant bitch about stupid things
2. My brother is a little bitch about everything.

by B!0NDO April 29, 2009

Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.

1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"

by He himself. July 29, 2009

Pit Bitch

In motocross, the person that holds the racer's water or bike while the racer is preoccupied is called the pit bitch. Although it seems like a derogatory term, the job is actually very important to the racer. Female presence is expected.

In motorcycle racing, every pit bitch graduates to an umbrella girl and the clothing becomes sexier because of the lack of dirt and dust. Also, high heels can be worn on the pavement.

Squid: "Dude I could have totally used a pit bitch after that last moto, I nearly passed the fuck out when I came off the track!"

Pro: "Man, I remember those days. My pit bitch holds my water while I'm in the gate and she even holds my bike when I gotta take a piss!"

by CAPTAIN_CHRONIC January 5, 2011

Jizz Bitch

A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.

Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.

by derek2342453254 April 7, 2011

bitch preez

The Asian pronunciation of bitch please.

Coined by Drifter Dingo.

Girl asks Asian if they would like to return to her pagoda. Asian responds, "bitch preez!"

by Fal Avedon June 16, 2010

Bitch Glitter

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.

I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!

by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011

fan bitch

A fanboy or fan girl who is so in love with a subject that they will fight tooth and nail to defend the smallest details and usually does so in an annoying fashion.

James was being such a fan bitch last night. I mentioned how Final Fantasy is getting away from its roots and he nearly screamed his lungs out about how I was a retard and ought to be killed for saying so.

by Zethire November 10, 2010