The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Get the wax the beaver mug.when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap
Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "
by Kluckapps October 13, 2007
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Get the moist beaver mug.A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.
I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.
I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.
by Eksnep April 15, 2017
Get the beaver damning mug.A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)
Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?
*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*
~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...
*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best
IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.
by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024
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