The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
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A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.
There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
by The great informer October 12, 2012
Get the Battle Owl mug.The term used to define a battle between at least two videos from one or multiple sources on a single webpage (a mash-up). A winning video can be selected by users via either a majority vote in the comments section or a dedicated voting mechanism.
Dude A: Sugar Hill Gang's original of Rapper's Delight is infinitely superior to Def Jam's bro, anyone who knows their hip hop agrees.
Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.
Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.
by wizardchicken May 5, 2013
Get the Battlemash mug.A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?
Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
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Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
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Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax
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