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armed rubbery

Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
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Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other
Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger
by Well it's true December 20, 2022
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antiquing arms

Keeping your arms held behind your back by holding one wrist with the opposite hand. This is to avoid breaking things with your arms/hands walking through and antique store.
“I better get my antiquing arms on!”
by Ambiiii July 4, 2024
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2 arm stinky

When you steal a blow up fuck sheep from the bachelor party just to dance with it all night long on the dance floor....possibly leading to more.
Man Jason pulled off the 2 arm stinky tonight he's my hero.
by Bobthecheeseburgerstealer February 10, 2022
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Alligator arms

A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.
Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.
by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024
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Speghetti Arms

A phrase you use when someone is flailing about in conversation and cant come up with a logical or coherent thought and flails about verbally trying to come up with something
A "and that's why it costs more to make a penny than a penny is worth."
B " uh uh uh uh ummm, well, that ackshually not true becuz uh uh uh ummmm"
A "oooooh speghetti arms"
by VeerandZara May 9, 2025
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