yo you looked this up chuvak? “dude” in Russian
Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
Matt and Vivian have so many inside jokes and only love each other because they both lost all their common sense due to too much vaping and think they found the one. They both have their issues but to each other perfectly aligned and supportive. They are cordial folks one-on-one but fun to be around if you are their besties but not, them together is like third wheeling girl best friends, shady :)
guy 1: Matt and vivian could be Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks doppelgängers.
guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?
guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣
girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!
guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈
girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳
Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
guy 2: Yeah because matt’s snap score is higher than viv most days. her head is always in the clouds. I am surprised she got into community college. yo is that’s why they always wear their prescribed sunglasses everywhere they go?
guy 1: nah. they told me they like to clearly see each other, even when it’s sunny🤣
girl 1: 🥺They are both so extra as fetch sometimes. Though, they are really cool and nice people with an amazing friend group. They both helped me with my calculus's hw and always bought me a coffee before every club meeting bc i was saving for a car!
guy 3: Vivy is so lucky. Matt is so fine 🏳️ 🌈
girl 2: Matt gifted me a yellow hat from his college gift shop for my birthday because I was dating his bro.🥳
Coach: Vivian you need to trust matt. It’s just like dance honey but with ice skates. Do you want to be the first loser again at this figure skating tournament or take home the trophy this time? Again please.
by duck duck, goose July 25, 2022
Get the matt and vivianmug. A fuck boy from california who constantly is flirting with the girls in his friend groups. Can't have a female friend without hitting on her. Is a Bitch for a guy. Entitled dickheadddd.
by ykwhodisisssbooh January 18, 2020
Get the mattmug. To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
Get the Matt Longmug. "old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
Get the Matt Brumptonmug. by ItsEro November 14, 2020
Get the Matt Teetermug. tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
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by its big boy November 8, 2019
Get the mattmug.