To be too drunk to walk but driving a skidoo.
To be completely wasted but convinced that you can still perform some common task.
To be completely wasted but convinced that you can still perform some common task.
He stumbled into the party skidoo drunk and tried to change the disks in the karaoke machine.
When I hear of another death on the trails I often wonder if the skidoo driver was merely drunk, or was skidoo drunk.
When I hear of another death on the trails I often wonder if the skidoo driver was merely drunk, or was skidoo drunk.
by wrenchmonkey67 February 6, 2010
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1. It is performed in a seedy location, i.e., a parking lot, a Burger King bathroom, a public bus, or anywhere in New Jersey.
2. It is mutually casual to the extent that both (or all) parties involved can and do openly discuss the event with no shame, regret, embarrassment, or passion; though they may recall it fondly.
3. It nonetheless somehow scandalizes a third party who had nothing to do with the act.
Usage note: drunk calla is a non-count noun, meaning it isn't typically pluralized and takes no article ('a', 'an', or 'the'). Simply put: use the term as you would use the term head.
1. It is performed in a seedy location, i.e., a parking lot, a Burger King bathroom, a public bus, or anywhere in New Jersey.
2. It is mutually casual to the extent that both (or all) parties involved can and do openly discuss the event with no shame, regret, embarrassment, or passion; though they may recall it fondly.
3. It nonetheless somehow scandalizes a third party who had nothing to do with the act.
Usage note: drunk calla is a non-count noun, meaning it isn't typically pluralized and takes no article ('a', 'an', or 'the'). Simply put: use the term as you would use the term head.
Remember the time we were so high on glint that you gave me drunk calla in line at the batting cages and my wife found out and left me?
by yogizmo September 8, 2010
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There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.
Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.
Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.
by Alnold Palmer September 27, 2018
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Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
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