OwO cat

a OwO cat is a gacha heat person who is normally around the age of 5-9

P 1: ew its a OwO cat
OwO cat: NOT THE BANG

by -Just_Mike- May 14, 2021

Cat Fisting

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

grinny cat

The feline counterpart to the creepypasta smile dog
It is usually referred to as "grinny"

My favorite creepypasta is grinny cat

by 420SHIPIT February 1, 2015

Straw cat

A false assumption based on cowardice, which is then used as the basis of an argument in an attempt to discredit an opposing idea. So called because of the yellow stripes of the pampas cat (also known as the straw cat)

Religious fundamentalists who fear Darwin, deliberately misprepresent his ideas so that they can discredit them. Their assertion that humans are descended from monkeys is not what Darwin said, and is the flimsiest of their straw cats, with its yellow stripes boldly displayed.

by MakkaPakka February 19, 2009

cat chaser

Someone who chases after girls, and get friendzoned

Yo Nate is such a cat chaser

by anonymous June 2, 2018

cat facts

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.

1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.

by just a random british girl July 25, 2016

cat status

Someone who is very annoying, confusing, or uncomprehendable. They may also consider themselves to be unhuman; in fact, they may consider themselves of the cat species. They may be caught meowing to themselves, scratching on doors, or lapping milk.

Q: "Why is that girl playing video games and meowing while I'm trying to write my paper?"
A: "She's approaching cat status."

"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"

"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."

by MeowMix110 January 29, 2009