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smithed

getting completely hammered off of wine while playing mindsweeper all night long and telling any poor fool that comes in his way his life story.

also a slang term for: a douche bag with a huge forehead, no personality, the ablitity to fuck anything that comes in its way and walking really slow to every possible event.
Paul: Last night i got completely smithed after that wine bong.
Chris: Yea, you fucked that chick in the ass too..
by francie345 January 9, 2008
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Will Smith

sucker punching someone who makes a joke you don't like
by SD877 March 31, 2022
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Manitoba Smith

A personality of Mike from TDROTI
A treasure hunter who speaks in an Australian accent
by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023
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Will Smith

(Verb) - The action of walking up to a comedian on stage after telling a joke and sucker punching them only to walk away afterwards
Dude, did you see last night in The Hollywood Improv?, some guy Will Smith'd Jeff!!! At Least Jeff continued the show and said, "There can be a hundred people in the room, and 99 won’t slap you, but one WILL”
by Oscars2022 March 27, 2022
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Smith

Boys with the last name smith have the biggest penis in the world and makes all girls squirt and have orgasm when they see a boy with smith as there last name and there very athletic.
by Janey Phillip November 23, 2021
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Will Smith

To slap the absolute shit out of somebody!
Don’t make me will smith yo ass!”
by Ccddizzllee March 28, 2022
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Will Smith Whites

a usually white person who goes to racial equality marches and BLM protests and talks the talk but is the same person who clutches there purse or checks for there wallet when in a elevator with people of color.
Those Will Smith whites just went to the the BLM protests in DC and now are going to our neighborhood KFC in bethesda or Rockville and ordering a diet coke.
by Dbcookie March 18, 2022
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