Will smithing

to hit someone in the face so bad that it shocks everyone around. Usually happens when stakes are high

"Dude did you see the big fight?"
"Yeah Sam was totally Will Smithing him

by Mmaiself April 08, 2022

eight

When you're so confident you got something right but it is so incredibly off that you wonder how you got there.

Person 1: *looks at person 2*
Person 2: *stares back*
Person 1:

Person 2:

Person 1: …eight
Person 2: STOP REMINDING ME-

by Mmaiself February 27, 2022

Terriblism

When your spouse cheats on you with one of another species

And thus marks the box of terriblism, where I keep her engagement earring

by Mmaiself February 27, 2022