A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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Get the French Cherry mug.The act of a man inserting a large Dip of Copenhagen into his lip and then spitting it onto a females vagina covered in Roast Beef.
by Seymour Busch October 31, 2016
Get the French Dip mug.The Tissue a man uses to wipe his penis after having anal sex with a women before he gets a blowjob. This can also be put in the womens mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.
Guy 1- I was having anal yesterday and my girl made me wipe my dick before sucking me off.
Guy 2- Thats a french tissue did you stick in her mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.
Guy 1- Yes it was hillarious.
Guy 2- Thats a french tissue did you stick in her mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.
Guy 1- Yes it was hillarious.
by PeakeandFisky August 10, 2010
Get the French Tissue mug.French Thunder Pussy: is a condition that is the result of long-term vaginal and clitoral neglect experienced by French women in their 30’s and beyond. The condition is usually due to their long term boyfriend or husband’s singular obsession with sexual gratification using the orifices French women have at either end of their digestive tract; oral, anal. The condition is especially prevalent in the south of France.
Remember that cute little MILF I met last night from Montpellier? I thought she was just this skinny little waif I was going to throw around like a rag doll and instead she almost tore me in half with her French Thunder Pussy!
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