Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.

I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate

by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018

Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge

Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?

by MneneT August 31, 2021

my whale

My beautiful amazing wonderful best friend Chantal🥰

Chantal you’re my whale

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 14, 2010

Whales

A drug term used for scales

I want that on whales no unders

by JD Warrior March 8, 2020

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Wrinkley Whale

A old man cock

"I heard Joe Biden has a wrinkley whale"

by Bahma February 23, 2025