by GinervaWeasley March 19, 2016
fade in....bedroom scene.....husband rolls over and rubs wife's ass....wife is about to feign headache when she remembers she bought a new stunt vagina for "Moments just like these"........cut to wife smiling while husband snoozes with shit eating grin...."Thanks Stunt Vagina"
by UrbanDEV July 27, 2010
1. she has such a tight vagina that even a pencil dick won't fit in it
by Dakota'sgirlfriend April 20, 2015
Man: *licks chicks vagina*
Chick:*orgasmic noises* ohh ohh, dont kiss me after that, you're gonna have serious vagina breathe.
Chick:*orgasmic noises* ohh ohh, dont kiss me after that, you're gonna have serious vagina breathe.
by STFU_LYNN* July 20, 2005
When a man has no courage, plays unmanly sports, wears head and arm sweat bands, and is pretty much a huge pussy douchebag.
Kareana: "Greg plays soccer... what a big vagina"
Rebekah: "oh my gosh what do you mean?"
Kareana: "Nevermind he is hot anyways"
Rebekah: "oh my gosh what do you mean?"
Kareana: "Nevermind he is hot anyways"
by Greg Thompson 2 April 29, 2008
by Jack Daniels and Duct Tape February 28, 2009
A beverage such as Mikes Hard Lemonade or Smirnoff Twist that only a woman would drink because it is fruity and sugary and real men would choose Anaheimer-Busch.
Me: Yo kyle, you be up in Canada fo the weekend dawg, you must be drinking hella booze or what?
Kyle: Ya man, I totally bought some mikes hard lemonade.
Hahaha, what are you a woman, thats just vagina juice. You are a discrace to mankind.
Kyle: Ya man, I totally bought some mikes hard lemonade.
Hahaha, what are you a woman, thats just vagina juice. You are a discrace to mankind.
by CDazzle Fosheeize July 21, 2009