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Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
by Fear my Contagious Gay May 11, 2018
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Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.
1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel
by Nitspike May 13, 2018
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Uncle Car Curtains

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
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uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.
We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat
by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023
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creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you
josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse
by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023
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Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok
by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019
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Ur uncle herbert

that one uncle who gets so drunk he either passes out, or tries to kill you by running you over, also hes usually a trump supporter
Person 1: dude ur uncle herbert just tried to run me over with his truck
person 2: yea he always does that, that trump supporter
by thatonepedophile420_69 November 30, 2020
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