Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 22, 2024
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thumb gallery

place where naked women put small pictures so horny green eye'd hairy faced men can oggle them...
I goggle thumb gallery & mr softie became mr hardie.
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
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Phat Thumb

A women with a big clitoris, usually when erect, but sometimes large even before arousal.
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat thumb, pressin up against her panties. Thang big as hell, finna pop out!"
by atm TJ July 31, 2019
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Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”
by syylent June 08, 2024
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Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose
by Fortnite>women February 13, 2018
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Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.
Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.
by Werdenschmidt November 14, 2023
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Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 02, 2025
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