Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

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Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

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Jackson

he is an overweight jerk with huge balls

oh no! here comes Jackson!

by Bruther killer May 20, 2022

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Jackson

a gang banger of minors

oh that Jackson guy was caught gang banging minors

by BlackMamba2412 February 1, 2023

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resi-jackson

smoking the resin of marijuana left in your bowl.

"Yeah, i am out of weed. But, ima still be hitting resi-jackson like it's the series in '77."

by deathofdreams April 20, 2009

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Jackson

They will break your heart and cheat on you they are just players...they might be cute but they are bad news stay away from BOYS THAT NAMES START WITH J

(Girl 1) Omg don’t date him he will break your heart ...(girl 2) nah it’s ok he seams so nice......(girl 1) ok u can figure it out ur self....(girl 2) he dumped me 😥.....(girl 1) they never listen....stay away from JACKSON

by E6547@9008 March 29, 2020

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