Plower Wash

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.

Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019

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Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.

Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.

by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011

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Washed up

Washed up is when your used up so to speak. When you’ve been around the block, and trying to be brand new.

Don’t hate because I’m the weekend type and you’re the washed up Tuesday 😂

by Mnj85 June 5, 2021

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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.

Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016

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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf

Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways

by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022

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