Gunky Pudd’n Spoon

Spooning with your partner after a heated argument and letting your sweet heat teach them a lesson with a nice shart as they gingerly dose off.

Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.

by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025

eye spoon

Cursed, not good for the soul

The eye spoon is cursed

by Eyespooncurse March 6, 2021

1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.

Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?

by Arti_i June 25, 2024

Spoon

A multi-slur combining the slurs ‘spic’ and ‘coon.’ Targeted towards Blaxican people.

You see Juan, man he’s a damn spoon.
Damn right, that fucking spoon.

by MoeLester1234) August 3, 2022

Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy

Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.

by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022

Greasy Spoon

A hazard of sleeping curled up with one's partner after a bile inducing meal, most often eaten at an establishment referred to by the same term.

Take some Immodium, babe, I'm not looking for a greasy spoon tonight.

by Josheau the Bald June 2, 2021

Spoons

The thing or utensil Liam Payne is terrified of. If you ever go to meet him please don’t take any spoons with you.

Liam Payne : “ I have a strange fear of spoons”

by alreadyhome28 May 12, 2022