Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef

We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef

by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024

queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"

"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"

by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020

zest queef

The act of being joe thompson and fingering his autistic cat while licking his sisters fishy minge

Your a right zest queef you are

by anonymous February 12, 2024

Boof Queef

Smoking weed through your vagina, then pushing the smoke out by queefing.

Jane: I tried to boof queef today. Got me hella high but burnt my lips.
John: What the fuck

by chickfilamastar August 15, 2024

queef

an explosion in a girls vagina after intercourse. this is very dangerous. A woman's queef was the cause of 9/11. so sad. please don't queef.

do not queef in public!

by dua lupalupa February 23, 2022

Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).

"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"

by Rabbyet June 2, 2018

a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023