Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer September 29, 2007

Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.

I told you where I live so , Off the clap .

by Fumersai January 26, 2018

Clap Those Cheeks

Another word for literally demolishing and crushing somebody.

Peter: I need some support guys, it feels hard rn.
Ash: That’s what she said
*everybody laughs*
Peter: BITCH IMMA CLAP THOSE CHEEKS GET OVER HERE

by Membean Magician March 19, 2022

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.

So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.

by Thefancypickle December 01, 2015

Clap that Clout

Clapping clout is when you have so much clout that you don't know what to do with it, so you just clap it together.

My boi Jimmy steady knowing how to clap that clout.

by finger mish September 15, 2018