by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019
Get the dense cuntmug. A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019
Get the Cunt Carmug. When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
Get the cunt-broomingmug. by Dodgy mate bruh June 17, 2016
Get the fried cuntmug. That cunt-whorisum slept with my man
by Skinny2theMINI September 25, 2016
Get the Cunt-whorisummug. 1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.
2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?
He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.
Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.
Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009
Get the Cunt Caughtmug. A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.
by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010
Get the Cunt humpmug.