Jake Herwitz

A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

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Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

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baller jake

Gigantic raging cock, hates porch monkeys, exceedingly slim and large head, with a mouth fit for a blowjob. Has a soft spot for cats, aka likes pussy.

Man I had such a good time last night. He was such a baller jake.

by Bitchcracker March 6, 2016

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Jake Paul

A stupid fucking ass cunt that dates topless models

Jake Paul is a stupid ass fucking cunt.

Jake Paul-a youtuber

by wassupmyniqqas April 22, 2020

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Jake Paul

literally one of the most cancerous YouTuber who makes videos for frickin' three year olds.

Person 1: I have cancer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I watched Jake Paul

by Nintentoo December 10, 2021

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jake and beth

They would make the best couple,caring,cute,sacrificing couple.They would be more special then anyone else and they’re relationship of happiness,loving and caring would last forever

Jake and Beth are perfect for each other

by Malisa February 9, 2019

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