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Testical Nestical

When a guy puts his balls ontop on someone's hair, resembling a "birds nest"
BRO some homeless guy with TONS of Dick Cheese gave me a Testical Nestical
by Iphone_maker March 10, 2022
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TacticalMB

TacticalMB meaning a Tactical mail box because why not
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Tactical BBQ

(Tact. BBQ, - Barbecue)

Nickname for airstrikes or air support
"We need some tactical BBQ, now!"

"On it."
by fartpluswetone April 28, 2022
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tacticos

A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate awful players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life
Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tacticos: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system
by Incognito man United fan May 13, 2022
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Tactico

A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate shit players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life
Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tactico: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system”
by Incognito man United fan May 14, 2022
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testicable

A characteristic of people that defines them from others. This is no ordinary characteristic. When given this title, one is known to evoke testicular torsions at will.
Ayo, Mark. Jimmy lookin awfully testicable these days
by testicularsteal42069 June 23, 2022
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tactically acquire

The art of professionally acquiring music, movies, etc. illegitimately.

It is a simple and fancy name for piracy.
Random Guy: "I just tactically acquired the new LEGO Star Wars game."
by zwirth June 24, 2022
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