A noun describing the strange pseudo goth/weeb/cosplayer/borderline bdsm hybrids (often in high-school) who amass in the stair-wells in abnormally high numbers. Stair trolls tend to wear things like cat-ears, tails, fingerless gloves, and overly large sweaters that go past their fingers. In addition to these items, they are often toe-walkers, or wear animal slippers, simulating pawed animal feet.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
In essence, a stair troll is a pseudo weeb/cosplayer/goth/bdsm individual, confined within a tight social space where they feel outcasted, and herd together in reclusive areas, where they may find strength in numbers.
They are sometimes seen with hideous piercings, exotic hair colors, and foul attitudes.
Nobody knows where the stair troll comes from, and they are theorized to reproduce asexually, During lunch, they do not eat at tables, and instead are found in random locations around the cafeteria. Stair trolls never make eye contact, and cannot function without their posse. When addressed by a normal person they typically respond by hissing loudly.
Joel: Bruh those BDSM weebs at the stair-well just threw away all of their food. Nobody ate anything. When I tried to approach them they made crazy animal sounds and crawled away and started licking their paws.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
Andrew: Didn’t you read the damn sign dude? Don’t approach the stair trolls.
by mooosinb July 3, 2019
Get the Stair Trollmug. Troll is the funny funny haha who once at an entire sandwich by herself like a grown woman #girlboss
by PhantomTav October 1, 2021
Get the Troll usermug. People who engage in trolling by "liking" someone's trolling comments on Facebook instead of making comments themselves.
Just because you don't say anything, doesn't mean you aren't being a troll. You're silent trolling when you "like" the comments of someone who is trolling!
by madeinsanpablo December 30, 2014
Get the Silent Trollingmug. A troll trap is saying something stupid and awaiting a response from another person to correct or assist you. It is like putting a fishing line out waiting for someone to bite. When a person is dumb enough to reply, they are than tricked into a pointless and time-wasting chat.
Example:
Troll: "Why do they call it invincible if you can see it?"
Random person: "That isn't what invincible means."
Troll: "What are you talking about?"
Random person: "You are thinking of the term invisible."
Troll: "No, invisible means you can't get hurt."
Random person: "No that is what invincible means."
Troll: "No it doesn't, open a book you noob."
Random person: "Yes it does, you open the book, you are dumb, google it."
Troll: "I just did and it said it means you can't see it."
Random person: "That is wrong, what did you google?"
Troll: "Invincible."
Random person: "I just googled it and that is the definition of invisible."
Another random person: "Dude you just fell into a troll trap."
Troll: "Why do they call it invincible if you can see it?"
Random person: "That isn't what invincible means."
Troll: "What are you talking about?"
Random person: "You are thinking of the term invisible."
Troll: "No, invisible means you can't get hurt."
Random person: "No that is what invincible means."
Troll: "No it doesn't, open a book you noob."
Random person: "Yes it does, you open the book, you are dumb, google it."
Troll: "I just did and it said it means you can't see it."
Random person: "That is wrong, what did you google?"
Troll: "Invincible."
Random person: "I just googled it and that is the definition of invisible."
Another random person: "Dude you just fell into a troll trap."
by Readmyblogs November 8, 2017
Get the troll trapmug. a person who is not interested in sports but participates in March Madness brackets for boastful bragging rights.
Sheila doesn't ever care about basketball or any sport, but every year she does a bracket that throws all of the real basketball fans off by taking the lead every time. I don't know how she does it but she is ruining the game for us all! She's a total bracket-troll!
by reginamicia March 21, 2015
Get the Bracket-Trollmug. When i see people that were facebook friends in my suggestions, i infini-troll them by friending them, then un-friending them, then let them continuously try to friend me.
by Popeye (T.S.M.) January 10, 2012
Get the infini-trollmug. A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.
Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.
by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015
Get the troll battlesmug.