Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.

Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!

by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016

The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her

I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

unicorn toes

A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.

Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!

by Unicorn perv January 3, 2015