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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
mugGet the backwards custard creammug.

Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children
by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016
mugGet the Fudge cakes and cream!mug.

Community Cream Shake

When a female kneels with 10 or more males ejaculating onto her face. She cannot wipe anything off her face until every man has jizzed. When all man are finished, the smega is wiped into a glass, she gargles and swallows the community cream shake.
Dick: “Oh, did you go out on another date last night with more than one boyfriend?”
Jane: “yes I did, I went out with 9 boyfriends
Dick: “well, if you have one more boyfriends you can have a community cream shake”

- Don’t put my name in there
by Skippy Pippy June 17, 2019
mugGet the Community Cream Shakemug.

Ice cream seasons

When the girl or person you think is cute isn't old enough so you have to wait a few more ice cream seasons.
I'll give you a few more ice cream seasons.
by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020
mugGet the Ice cream seasonsmug.

ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait
"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"
by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013
mugGet the ice cream summersmug.

Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012
mugGet the Cream of Mushroom Slapmug.

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