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Beast Hold

That nappy-headed feeling you get from smokin' good beasters.
I was about to mail the rent check but I've been stuck in a beast hold.
by Sum Hai Guy October 21, 2010
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Beasted

A variant of the word "Roasted" but can be used for less extreme situations such as being yelled at by your parents, teacher or anyone else. Used as slang by younger people from northern England particularly around areas such as Leeds.
Mate, I got absolutely Beasted when my mum found out I didn't do my homework
I got Beasted by Mr Tom for throwing paper in class
Oi, Clive got Beasted by that other kid when he tried to talk tough
by Ruby the c**k sucker September 24, 2020
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Mr. Beast

Mr. Beast Is One Of The Most Popular Youtubers Known To Man, He Has Done Numerous Things To Help The Planet And Started Out Posting Videos Of Him Playing A Shooter Game, He Is Overall A Pogchamp And Is One The Best Human Beings To Ever Live.
Person 1: Mr. Beast Just Gave Me 10000 Dollars!
Person 2: Dang Man You Lucky As Hell, Wish I Had That Much Money
Mr.Beast: Yo
Person 2: YO HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. BEAST
by Wo' 'er July 22, 2023
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A Beast

Something that is hard or sucks.
Steve: (after getting toilet-dunked and realizing there are no paper towels left) Great. No paper towels. This day is a beast.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? November 7, 2012
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Restraining the beast

To conceal an erection without lowering your pants. The action itself must be concealed.
I wasn’t masturbating! I was restraining the beast!
by Sp33D King December 8, 2025
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The real beast

Kids with big ass heads and scar faces
by The big slime June 16, 2023
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