slap 'n' tap

The that dirty bitch

Mate did you get owt that's night? Yea man for real, bit of slap 'n' tap

by MDMA DEALER November 20, 2014

Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 October 1, 2010

slushy tap

Where you have very loose stool that manifests itself in a similar consistency to a slushy/slush puppy.

I had a curry last night and now I've turned on the 'slushy tap'.

by Jammy1882 December 7, 2020

Tapped

1. In need of sleep or rest after having sexual intercourse.

2. When a man puts his sexual partner in many different positions and said partner gets tired because of it.

1. “Can you go one more round?” “No, sorry babe I’m tapped.”

2. “How was it with Will last night?” “It was wild. I tapped out after Round 1!”

by BadGyal345 February 3, 2022

Tapping peaches

When two women that love each other very much become intimate with each other vaginally

I wasn't sure if those two girls were tapping peaches or not.

by MadCat52 September 6, 2016

LA tap water

The watery anal return following the administration of an enema.

I was prepped for anal with my girlfriend last night, but her LA tap water never came back out.

by professor longdick December 26, 2019

Tapping the Maple Tree

Taking a Canadian's virginity

"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."

by Toastyboy May 13, 2018