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Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.
We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.
by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021
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Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.
Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!? " :O
by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021
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Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.
A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O
by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021
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Seaman

A wretched creature from the game of the same name. The game takes place in an alternate universe where God has died and these horrid abominations have feasted on His flesh
I used to be an athiest, but then I saw Seaman and needed a God to ask why
by Gatholic November 7, 2021
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Screaming shits

The act of screaming while having projectile poop.
by $&@/ September 25, 2021
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Screamana

A great person, very funny and amazing and great. Praise Kendrick.
"Screamana is amazing"
by a person 😱😱😱 October 10, 2021
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