The Spider-Man

An incorrect spelling of Spiderman used only by boomers and people using it ironically.

Charles: "Hey Paul, have you seen The Spider-Man?"
Paul: "Grandpa, did you just put a hyphen in The Spiderman?"
Jimmy: "Wait Dad it's just Spiderman. Also where have you been, you left to get the milk 14 years ago."

by SoshJam September 30, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

Spider-Man From Fortnite

To overly excess over something. Could be used on a hyper fixation as well. Comes from the “spider man from Fortnite” meme

I Spider-Man from Fortnited on jaidan when I saw her for the first time in 2 weeks. I seriously went “OH MY GOSH ITS JAIDAN!!!”

I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe

by hubsta April 7, 2022

Spider

Guy1 "OH NO! THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "911 whats ur emergency?"
Guy1 "THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!"
911 "Ok we'll send the FBI"
*three mins later*
FBI "FBI OPENUP! OH NO THERE A SPIDER! AAAAH!"
*shots*
*then spooders took over da world, AHH! THERES ONE IN MY OFFICE! AAAAAAAAAH!*
the end

A spider is in my room, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by spooder man007 December 3, 2018

Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.

Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?

by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022

Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024