eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 04, 2009
When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.
Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013
Incredible powerful speaker system that can blow out ear drums and car windows. Capable of shaking the very ground you stand on.
by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa May 23, 2018
When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.
by Hytru July 28, 2023
*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.
by tootus April 28, 2010