Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

Glenwood St Bat Signal

A gentleman on Glenwood St flies a bootlicker advertisement to attract randy truck enthusiasts to his home for adventureous bodily exploration, a sort of extreme yoga that includes touching.

When the flag is out, it provides the equivalent of a “bat signal” for the confused and young, this goodly man welcomes them with his robust, 80 year old arms.

I was headed up norther and saw the Glenwood St bat signal again. Sigh…

by fatstupidlazypoor June 12, 2022

Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!

girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭

by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022

National Kiss Your Significant Other Day

A special day marked on the calendar as june 1st-10th. This day should be celebrated year round but is marked as a few specific days.

National Kiss Your Significant Other Day is defined by the love that couples share for each other and how summer can relieve stress and finally allow for some personal time with your boo thing.
P1: Did you know it’s Nation Kiss Your Significant Other Day.
P2: Omg I didn’t know that I need to go and kiss him right now.
Go kiss them, we all know it’s summer so you have time.

by helios0519 May 25, 2023

Running Stop Signs

Giving a female oral sex while she is on her period

John: So did u running Stop signs on Stacy last night

Tim: Yea it wasn’t that bad giving her oral I wash my mouth after the fact

by Rosesfromconcrete July 25, 2023

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023

there were no signs

An excuse, that parents use to absolve themselfes from any erratical behaviour their own offspring might do.

Claiming that there were no clear warning red flags to prevent them from acting this way.

"There were no signs"

by Sosku10 May 3, 2025