jumping the shark

A euphemism for masturbation.

"Man, Kyle's been in his room jumping the shark all night. What a loser."

by Deflator Mouse December 24, 2008

Tough like shark movie

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.

"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."

by WHCIwarrior February 18, 2009

coney island brown shark

A floating poop.

He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.

by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019

The double shark fin clap

When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...

With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph

Fuck me bruv, got so nutted last night this sort let me use the double shark fin clap

by Munky innit January 2, 2017

Do sharks shit in the sea?

To respond in the extreme affirmative.

Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?

by BottomBiter May 22, 2009

fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009

sharking like a bitch

When you refuse to settle for nothing less than a hot chick when it comes to meeting new people.

You know why Jorge doesn't have any friends that are girls? Cause he's sharking like a bitch and holding out for only smokin chicas.

by GERONIMOX October 17, 2008