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Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.
The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.
by axxlR August 3, 2011
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Sylvia

1) Sylvia: A female name which means "from the forest".

2) An incredible woman with a unique beauty who is at her best when she smiles. A Sylvia can be a bit of a pain sometimes but she is greatly and undoubtedly thoughtful. And just like life, she is full of surprises.
I love a Sylvia
by ACoolBoyfriend September 30, 2013
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Syndrome of a Down

System of a Down's retarded cousin band. Typically, the band is kept chained to the furnace in the basement when not on tour/field trip. Known for their colourful finger painted album covers, Syndrome of a Down is a vocal advocate for public acceptance of Velcro shoes, the destigmatization of sweat pants, and an end to cruel and unusual haircuts. Often their lyrics will focus on current issues of the day, such as having pooped one's pants, being given a time out, or not getting chocolate pudding for lunch. Syndrome of a Down's musical style has been likened to the sound one would expect to be caused by trying to cram a live cat down a toilet, bashing pots and pans together randomly, constant electrical feedback, and random guitar sounds, all of which are combined into some of the most horrendous "music" ever made.
Syndrome of a Down pulled up to the venue in their short bus. Once the handler had got them off the bus, they walked in together, each hanging on to the belt of the person in front of them. They then played their set, leaving the audience speechless and in a state resembling PTSD. After the show, the band went to McDonald's to celebrate a job well done.
by Greg the Angry Pole February 5, 2008
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hates her daddy syndrome

syndrome that girls will develop if their father is way too over-protective and sets really strict rules. the girl will rebel and want to fuck any guy she sees in spite of her father.
Mark: Dude, I don't know if she'll have any interest in me.

Donny: Are you kidding me? That skank has "Hates Her Daddy Syndrome," she wants to fuck anything that moves.
by TonyTheAnt September 21, 2006
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syzygy

The near perfect linear alignment of 3 or more celestial bodies (as in the sun the moon and the earth during a solar eclipse) in a gravatational system.
by SyzYgY July 20, 2003
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metric system

A system of measurement used by most of the world and propagated by pompous and pathetic Europeans/Asians/etc. who lack understanding of mathematics.

While you will find most socialist, war-losing Europeans talking about how the metric system is too hard for Americans to understand, is funny because the metric system is in place because of EASE OF USE. The imperial system of measurement is far more difficult and requires more thorough knowledge. That 12 inches are in 1 foot, 5280 feet in 1 mile. While the rest of the world was too idiotic to comprehend that, they developed a system of 10s to help them feel better about losing wars.

The imperial system has a main divisor of 2, while the metric system has a base of 10.

The metric system can not be visualized in any way, while any person can say that something is an inch, a foot or even a mile at the slightest glance.

The metric system was the reason for the Mars climate orbiter crash of 1999, which goes to show, it's not exactly as incredible as the surrender monkeys on the other side of the earth wish it was.
Pompous European Queer: lOlol Wow AmeriKa u So Stupid war for oil metric system!11

American: Go lose another war you cliche faggot.
by JacksonVHT June 22, 2008
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indigo prophecy syndrome

A game that starts normally, but wanders off into a supernatural plot in the second half and has conspiracies and random superpowers coming out of nowhere.
Resident Evil starts with zombies, and ends with sci-fi stuff. Typical Indigo Prophecy Syndrome.
by Lynkz-T October 21, 2008
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