by Bildo Teabaggins September 08, 2017
by ur mom hehe uwu June 14, 2022
A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
by shiegolas April 30, 2015
by AMarttx July 02, 2010
Two people engage in oral sex, the first person gives the second person a blow job/eats the out depending on gender while the second eats a few slices of pizza, after the second person has finished either the pizza or has came they will switch
by Rick and rolling April 25, 2017
A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.
Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.
by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014