The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.
by White Feller December 26, 2020
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Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.
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"greg just got done unloading a pile of shit into the toilet, he left that mother fucker good and stankin"
by feed me paper January 14, 2023
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I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!
It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
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"I'm a victim of organized gang stalking. I was illegally placed on a watchlist (9596690-00), and now criminal informants are using biometric surveillance to track me. This type of harassment is part of a government-funded program meant to intimidate and disrupt my life."
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