*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE
by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014
Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa May 23, 2018
When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.
by Hytru July 28, 2023
eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads
Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.
The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 04, 2009
When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.
by tootus April 28, 2010
To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.
by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004
When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!
by assclown23 April 04, 2003