A concoction of Mountain Dew and whole milk typically brewed by desperate stoners looking for a refreshing beverage.
Dude I'm parched can you make me a Hulk Shake.
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
Tammy, you bring the Mountain Dew! Skeeter you bring the milk. We're making us some Hulk Shakes!
by TheSkakeyHulk June 8, 2020

My child, Little Timmy, was taken by the Gyatt Skibidi Baby Gronx Fanum tax Ohio rizzy Rizzler Grimace shake Lord for his balls to be sucked dry.
by Nigglers in my butthole April 5, 2024

by Yeeyeebrobean July 11, 2020

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.
by pastecat January 3, 2017

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
by C L G June 28, 2018

by kakeOH May 9, 2025
