rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

by JPEB May 22, 2008

rusty palmjob

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.

Last night I got a rusty palmjob.

by rusty palmer June 20, 2007

rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed

1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down

by misandry man April 24, 2011

rusty t

When a man/woman eats out a man's ass while simultaneously jacking off his cock.

Last night Sally gave me a rusty t.
T it up children.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Rusty Motorboat

When someone places their lips in the recently used/dirty butt crack of someone else, makes the "Brrrrr" sound of a motorboat, and shakes their head back and forth very quickly.

SEAN pooped himself a work and didn't have any toilet paper so KELLY gave him a Rusty Motorboat to clean him up.

by shifty pipeworks April 25, 2009

Rusty Nut

The consequence of sexual intercourse with a rusty exhaust pipe.

Tim got a rusty nut when he backed up on his '96 Chevy.

by ilrein April 3, 2011

Rusty Trailer

A larger red head (typically female) that has not been used sexually in while.

I wouldn't do that rusty trailer

by 2hundy June 13, 2010