rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten
I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me
by JPEB May 22, 2008
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Rusty Motorboat

When someone places their lips in the recently used/dirty butt crack of someone else, makes the "Brrrrr" sound of a motorboat, and shakes their head back and forth very quickly.
SEAN pooped himself a work and didn't have any toilet paper so KELLY gave him a Rusty Motorboat to clean him up.
by shifty pipeworks April 25, 2009
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rusty hotpocket

1. to shit in the pocket of a pair of pants

2. to trap another under the bed covers immediately after shitting in the bed
1. I hate when Steve borrows my Guess jeans, he always leaves me a corn filled rusty hotpocket to clean up. He is a a-hole

2. Trish did not appreciate the footlong log she found under the bed covers when I introduced her to the rusty hotpocket this morning. Guess that will teach her to leave the toilet seat down
by misandry man April 06, 2011
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rusty t

When a man/woman eats out a man's ass while simultaneously jacking off his cock.
Last night Sally gave me a rusty t.
T it up children.
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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rusty palmjob

when a girl with tetanus gives you a hand job.
Last night I got a rusty palmjob.
by rusty palmer May 31, 2007
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Rusty Trailer

A larger red head (typically female) that has not been used sexually in while.
I wouldn't do that rusty trailer
by 2hundy June 11, 2010
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Rusty LeRoy

When you deficate into the female's oral cavity, then she proceeds to perform oral sexual activies with the fecal matter in her mouth.
She gave me a Rusty LeRoy last night, and now I'm still pulling peanuts and corn bits out of my pubes.
by Sheshum October 21, 2008
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