Popping a turtle

Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.

by Buck teeth March 3, 2017

popping your can

Popping your can refers to the process in which a male throat fucks someone so hard, a small hole rips in their throat. Resembling a hole in a can.

I throat fucked this bitch so hard I popping your can.

by Ayce123 June 19, 2017

popping shrimp

Oral stimulation focused on the clitoral hood (not right on the clitoris), performed by pulling the underwear just over the clit. Popping shrimp may also refer to performing the act on multiple girls at a time.

1. Mara got really excited when her boyfriend got under her skirt and popped the shrimp.

2. Julie and Meghan were eager to meet him when they heard he was into popping shrimp.

by Chewsie June 26, 2017

popping vallies

To take illegal pills (usually snapchat ghost shape and/or paracetamol shaped) or to shove ecstasy up you're bum hole when it's wet.

'at the party I was popping vallies' or 'he's so gay he pops vallies'

by Cumshitface69 August 14, 2017

popping jokes

Popping jokes is another way of saying cracking jokes. It doesn't rly make sense tho. I suggest saying cracking jokes when it comes time to use the statement

I'm good at popping jokes

by Qwertyasz August 22, 2017

Poppins

Someone who acts and considers themselves “practically perfect in every way” despite the fact they may be a total arse.

I’m glad I don’t have to work with Harry, he’s a real Poppins

by SpikeZ1 April 19, 2018

poppinoppers

When you lick a toenail and i tastes like a poppy flower

I don’t know how but I got a poppinoppers last night

by Aavrxx October 28, 2017